mrs-roboto's Diaryland Diary

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TMI

If you are cooking up a spicy, curried butternut squash soup and you have just finished cutting up a couple of Thai chili peppers when you are struck by a sudden urge to pee, I advise you to wash your hands well first. Even four layers of toilet paper will not protect your privates from the fire below.

In addition, I urge you to avoid picking your nose or rubbing your eye before using lots of soap and water on your digits.

6:31 p.m. - 2003-11-05

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